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quoteTable[quotesi] = "The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Anna Quindlen";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900 - 1944)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Burk Hudson";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Dr. David M. Burns";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Dr. David M. Burns";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Dr. David M. Burns";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Eugene Delacroix (1798 - 1863)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow is…the higher achievement.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Lois McMaster Bujold, 'Mirror Dance', 1994";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Michael J. Fox (1961 - ), quoted by Lorne A. Adrain in 'The Most Important Thing I Know'";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Michelle Burford, O Magazine, 2003";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Don't be so humble - you are not that great.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "His ignorance is encyclopedic";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Abba Eban (1915-)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "If a man does his best, what else is there?";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "General George S. Patton (1885-1945)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I'll sleep when I'm dead.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Warren Zevon";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Saint Augustine (354-430)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Albert Einstein (1879-1955)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Albert Einstein (1879-1955)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Galileo Galilei";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Emile Zola (1840-1902)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "This book fills a much-needed gap.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "e e cummings (1894-1962)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Give me a museum and I'll fill it.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Assassins!";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I'll moider da bum.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Rene Descartes (1596-1650), Discours de la Methode";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Henry Ford (1863-1947)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Wit is educated insolence.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Aristotle (284-322 B.C.)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Socrates (470-399 B.C.)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Gore Vidal";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Antoine de St. Exupery";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Samuel Palmer (1805-80)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Albert Einstein (1879-1955)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Guy Davenport";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Niels Bohr (1885-1962)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Paul Dirac (1902-1984)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I would have made a good Pope.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "John von Neumann (1903-1957)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The mistakes are all waiting to be made.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Albert Einstein (1879-1955)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Albert Einstein (1879-1955)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "What do you take me for, an idiot?       General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy   I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Bill Hirst";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Logic is in the eye of the logician. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Gloria Steinem";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "No one can earn a million dollars honestly.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Everything has been figured out, except how to live.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Martin Fraquhar Tupper";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Moses Hadas (1900-1966)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Groucho Marx (1895-1977)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "When ideas fail, words come in very handy. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Goethe (1749-1832)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "In the end, everything is a gag. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Lucille S. Harper";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Yogi Berra";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Walt Disney (1901-1966)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "He who hesitates is a damned fool. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Mae West (1892-1980)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Good teaching is one-forth preparation and three-fourths theater.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Gail Godwin";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Henry Kissinger (1923-)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The graveyards are full of indispensable men.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Behind every great fortune there is a crime.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I am not young enough to know everything.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "General George Patton (1885-1945)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "There is no sincerer love than the love of food.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Katherine Cebrian";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Steven Wright";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Oliver Herford (1863-1935)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I have read your book and much like it.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Moses Hadas (1900-1966)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The cover of this book are too far apart.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Voltaire (1694-1778)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Mae West (1892-1980)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Elvis Presley (1935-1977)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "No Sane man will dance. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Cicero (106-43 B.C.)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Hell is a half-filled auditorium. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Robert Frost (1874-1963)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Vote early and vote often. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Al Capone (1899-1947)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Mark Twain (1835-1910)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Hell is other people. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I am become death, shatterer of worlds.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the";

quoteTable[quotesi] = " Happiness is good health and a bad memory.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Thomas Jones";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Al Capone (1899-1947)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The gods too are fond of a joke.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Gloria Leonard";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Robert Orben";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The cynics are right nine times out of ten.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "  Attention to health is life greatest hindrance.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Plato (427-347 B.C.)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Plato was a bore.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Ernest Hemingway (1889-1961)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Hemingway was a jerk.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Harold Robbins";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "  How can I lose to such an idiot?";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Woody Allen (1935-)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I don't feel good.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Ross MacDonald (1915-1983)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Men have become the tools of their tools.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Mark Twain (1835-1910)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Gore Vidal";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Woody Allen (1935-)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Abba Eban (1915-)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Charles William Stubbs";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Sanity is a madness put to good uses.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "George Santayana (1863-1952)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Imitation is the sincerest form of television.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Fred Allen (1894-1956)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Mark Twain (1835-1910)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Why don't you write books people can read?";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Nora Joyce to her husband James (1882-1941)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Criticism is prejudice made plausible.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "It is better to be quotable than to be honest. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Tom Stoppard";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Karl Wallenda";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Opportunities multiply as they are seized.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Sun Tzu";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Lao-Tzu (570?-490? BC)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = " The best way to predict the future is to invent it.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Alan Kay";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Never mistake motion for action.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Ernest Hemingway (1889-1961)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Hell is paved with good samaritans.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "William M. Holden";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Silence is argument carried out by other means.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "ErnestoCheGuevara (1928-1967)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Well done is better than well said.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The average person thinks he isn't. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Father Larry Lorenzoni";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "William Congreve (1670-1729)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Helen Rowland (1876-1950)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Perelman";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "There is a country is Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Sigfried Hulzer";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855) when informed that his wife is dying";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I think it would be a good idea.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Mahatma Ghandi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Edmund Burke (1729-1797)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Will Rogers (1879-1935)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Will Rogers (1879-1935)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Irving Kristol";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "640K ought to be enough for anybody.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper";

quoteTable[quotesi] = " Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Everything that can be invented has been invented.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Mark Twain (1835-1910)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "General George S. Patton (1885-1945)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Tom Clancy";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Mark Twain (1835-1910)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527), The Prince";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole. ",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Bill Wulf";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "A poem is never finished, only abandoned.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Paul Valery (1871-1945)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Pierre Laplace (1749-1827), to Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make";

quoteTable[quotesi] = " I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his";

quoteTable[quotesi] = " Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.";
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Albert Einstein (1879-1955)";

quoteTable[quotesi] = "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.",
quoteAuthor[quotesi++] = "Blaise Pascal";

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