Joke: A Blonde Bet

On a flight from Texas to California, a Texas lawyer is sitting next to a Blonde returning to her home town of Santa Monic.

Being a wealthy/intelligent man who has gotten ahead in life through his smarts, he notices the blonde next t him and thinks - "I can make some quick cash from this broad"

The Texas lawyer turns to the blonde and says: "Heh little miss, you wanna play a game and make some money?"

The blonde replies: "What kind of game?"

The lawyer tells her: "It is easy miss, I'll ask you questions and for each one you can't answer, you give me 5 dollars. But, after each question you get to ask me one and one the first one I can't answer, you get 500 dollars and the game ends."

The blonde tilts her head a little, smiles and says "okay!" (then she giggles)

The laywer asks her: "Here is an easy one...What seat number are you sitting in?"

The blonde thinks and thinks, her eyes cross as her mental ability is pushed to the limit. Finally after a few minutes, she reaches into her purse and hands the Texan 5 dollars.

The Texan takes the 5 dollars and feels real confident about his future fortune. ""Okay miss, your turn to ask."

The blonde tilts her head to the other side, stares blankly into the distance for a couple minutes then asks..."What goes up a hill with three legs, but comes down with four legs?"

The Texan replies, "oh, that one is easy..." (he thinks, and thinks and thinks). After about ten minutes, he gives up and hands the blonde 500 dollars.

The blonde giggles again and places the money in her purse.

The lawyer then asks the blonde, "What is the answer anyway?"

The blonde reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer 5 dollars.