A few minutes before the services began, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church! Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone exited the church except for one elderly man who sat calmly, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and spoke in his evil voice, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked with a tone of a thousand ghosts. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" Satan uttered with fire in his eyes. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "You know that I could cause you profound, horrifying AGONY?" screamed Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope.", uttered by the bored man. Upset, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."