As the human body is made, each part wants to be Boss. The brain will argue, "I should be boss because I control the wisdom." The feet will argue, "We should be Boss because we carry the body." The hands will argue, "We should be the boss because we can get things for the body." The arguing continues with the heart, lungs, and eyes. Each wanting to be the #1 part. Finally the butt will speak up and demand it be boss. This request will bring laughter to all the other parts. "The butt as boss? Yeah right!", each will exclaim. And so, in response, the butt will go on strike, block itself up and refuse to work. In a short time the eyes will become watery, the hands will clench, and the feet will twitch. Then the heart, lungs and brain began will spasm as a fever grows. Soon, the entire body will vote the butt as the #1 part, the big boss! This still holds true. Other parts will do all the work while the boss just sits around and passes out shit.